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You enter a narrow, blue-green room. There is an AIR CONDITIONER in the corner. You see a POTION here, on the door. There is a WIZARD here, scowling and holding a HAMMER.

Exits: UP NORTH NORTHWEST

You enter a dark, dark blue room. There is a CLAY POT near the window. You see a SANDWICH here, near the door. There is an ANESTHESIOLOGIST here, compiling code.

Exits: SOUTH NORTHEAST EAST

You enter a flat, yellow chamber. There is a CHAIR by the door. You see a SCARF here, in the window. There is a TWITCH STREAMER here, writing an email and holding a TUNIC.

Exits: NORTH SOUTHEAST

You enter a clean, light brown chamber. There is a RUG by the wall. You see a FAN here, near the window. There is a TWITCH STREAMER here, summoning Cthulhu.

Exits: EAST NORTHWEST

You enter a mildewed, white room. There is a CLAY POT by the window. You see a BROADSWORD here, near the door. There is a CLERIC here, summoning Cthulhu and holding a GLOVE.

Exits: SOUTHWEST SOUTHEAST

You enter a round, greyish room. There is a TABLE by the door. You see a CAN OF BEANS here, in the window. There is a WARRIOR here, whistling.

Exits: NORTHEAST SOUTHWEST DOWN

You enter a charming, dark green room. There is a CLOSET in the corner. You see a CROSSBOW here, in the corner. There is an ANTHROPOLOGIST here, posting on social media.

Exits: EAST DOWN

You enter a chilly, greyish room. There is a CHAIR near the door. You see a SANDWICH here, in the window. There is a WARRIOR here, hax0ring noobs and writing an email.

Exits: NORTHWEST SOUTHWEST UP

You enter a smallish, dark green room. There is a RECLINER near the door. You see a FLOWER here, in the window. There is a BAKER here, staring and holding a FLOWER.

Exits: NORTH

You enter a round, dark brown room. There is a BED near the window. You see a CAPE here, near the door. There is a CLERIC here, sitting.

Exits: DOWN UP SOUTHWEST

You enter a straight, grey room. There is a FUNERAL URN by the wall. You see a CANTALOUPE here, in the corner. There is a MAIL CARRIER here, listening to a podcast.

Exits: EAST SOUTHWEST

You enter a smelly, greyish chamber. There is a SPITTOON on the floor. You see a PHASER here, on the floor. There is a PLUMBER here, doing nothing and shredding confidential documents.

Exits: SOUTH SOUTHEAST

You enter a dusty, dark red hallway. There is a TABLE by the window. You see a CARTON OF MILK here, in the window. There is a LAIN here, being fabulous.

Exits: SOUTH SOUTHEAST

You enter a rank, light pink room. There is a TOILET on the floor. You see a NEWSPAPER here, on the ceiling. There is a ROMULAN WEB DEVELOPER here, writing a list.

Exits: NORTHEAST SOUTHEAST

You enter a tiny, light grey hallway. There is a HATRACK in the corner. You see a SANDWICH here, in the window.

Exits: UP NORTHWEST DOWN

You enter a large, red parlour. There is a BENCH on the floor. You see a PHOTOGRAPH here, on the floor. There is a SOCIAL MEDIA MANAGER here, being fabulous.

Exits: SOUTH WEST SOUTH

You enter a gothic, dark red room. There is a BED in the corner. You see a BOOK here, on the wall.

Exits: NORTH UP

You enter a blood-stained, light pink room. There is a BED near the door. You see a FLOWER here, on the door. There is a WARRIOR here, staring out the window and holding a NOTE.

Exits: SOUTHEAST NORTH

You enter a gothic, dark purple room. There is a CLAY POT near the door. You see a BURRITO here, on the wall. There is a SALARYMAN here, drinking tea.

Exits: SOUTH WEST NORTH

You enter an unpleasant, blueish office. There is a HATRACK near the door. You see a POTION here, in the window. There is a FERENGI FARMHAND here, taking selfies.

Exits: SOUTH

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