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You enter an unpleasant, yellow room. There is a SAFE near the window. You see a TUNIC here, on the wall. There is an ATHEIST UPS GUY here, reading a trade magazine.

Exits: DOWN

You enter a bright, light pink office. There is a SPITTOON in the corner. You see a WALLET here, in the window. There is a BALLET DANCER here, reading a newspaper and frowning.

Exits: EAST SOUTHEAST NORTHEAST

You enter a large, pink parlour. There is a TABLE near the door. You see a MAP here, near the door. There is a THIEF here, doing nothing.

Exits: EAST

You enter a spacious, blue-green room. There is a DESK by the door. You see a POUCH here, on the wall. There is a PLUTONIAN FIGHTER JET PILOT here, doing nothing.

Exits: NORTHWEST EAST SOUTH

You enter a smelly, light red hallway. There is a BENCH by the door. You see a WALLET here, on the ceiling. There is an ANTHROPOLOGIST here, doing nothing.

Exits: UP WEST SOUTHEAST

You enter a dusty, grey room. There is a TOILET on the floor. You see a RUBBER HOSE here, in the corner. There is a COSPLAYER here, hax0ring noobs and drinking tea.

Exits: EAST WEST

You enter a warm, red room. There is a BENCH on the floor. You see a BOOK here, near the door. There is a MYCOLOGIST here, whistling.

Exits: EAST DOWN

You enter a dusty, light purple room. There is an ARMOIRE near the window. You see a CUP OF TEA here, on the floor. There is a JANITOR here, reading a trade magazine.

Exits: NORTHEAST SOUTH SOUTH

You enter a spacious, brown room. There is a BOOKSHELF by the window. You see a BOWL here, near the window. There is a FARMHAND here, moping.

Exits: SOUTH WEST

You enter a drafty, green room. There is a BED in the corner. You see a SPORK here, on the ceiling. There is a BUSINESS EXECUTIVE here, fishing for compliments.

Exits: SOUTH

You enter a cold, light pink parlour. There is a POTTED PLANT near the window. You see a CARROT here, on the ceiling. There is a THIEF here, writing an email.

Exits: SOUTHEAST SOUTHWEST NORTHEAST

You enter a gothic, dark yellow room. There is a CABINET near the window. You see a BOWL here, in the window. There is a MULLAH here, fishing for compliments and holding a WALLET.

Exits: WEST SOUTHEAST SOUTH

You enter a flat, brown room. There is a STOOL by the door. You see a FLASK OF WATER here, in the corner. There is a PINBALL WIZARD here, writing an email.

Exits: UP SOUTHEAST SOUTH

You enter a smallish, dark red room. There is an OTTOMAN by the window. You see a DAGGER here, in the window. There is a CLERIC here, frowning.

Exits: SOUTHEAST NORTHWEST

You enter a musty, blue room. There is a FUNERAL URN by the wall. You see a CLIPBOARD here, on the ceiling. There is a FURRY MYCOLOGIST here, whistling.

Exits: SOUTH NORTHEAST

You enter a smelly, light red hallway. There is a DRESSER in the corner. You see a PURSE here, in the corner. There is a SOCIAL MEDIA MANAGER here, chopping wood.

Exits: SOUTHWEST NORTHWEST EAST

You enter a mildewed, greyish room. There is an ARMOIRE near the window. You see a WALLET here, in the window. There is a FBI INVESTIGATOR here, being fabulous.

Exits: SOUTHWEST NORTHWEST

You enter a dusty, blue room. There is a DRESSER by the door. You see a WALLET here, on the floor. There is a FLIGHT ATTENDANT here, sitting.

Exits: NORTHEAST DOWN

You enter a chilly, purple room. There is a CLAY POT on the floor. You see an ORB here, near the window. There is a BUSINESS EXECUTIVE here, standing around.

Exits: NORTH SOUTH

You enter a chilly, pink room. There is a FILING CABINET on the floor. You see a FEATHER here, near the window. There is a FBI INVESTIGATOR here, drinking tea and holding a HAT.

Exits: UP SOUTH

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