You enter a warm, dark grey room. There is a POTTED PLANT in the corner. You see an ORB here, in the window. There is a ROBOT CARPENTER here, muttering incantations.

Exits: SOUTHWEST UP DOWN

You enter a big, brown chamber. There is a CHAIR near the door. You see a CAN OPENER here, on the ceiling. There is a FIGHTER JET PILOT here, baking bread.

Exits: SOUTHWEST UP SOUTHWEST

You enter a charming, red office. There is a FOOTSTOOL by the window. You see a MAP here, on the door. There is a POLITICAL PUNDIT here, staring.

Exits: EAST SOUTHEAST

You enter a musty, red parlour. There is a STOOL on the floor. You see a NOTEBOOK here, near the door. There is a SERIAL KILLER here, smiling and holding a CAPE.

Exits: WEST SOUTH WEST

You enter a baroque, purple room. There is a STOOL in the corner. You see a CUP OF COFFEE here, near the door. There is a DANSUP here, being fabulous.

Exits: WEST

You enter a blood-stained, dark brown room. There is a CABINET by the door. You see a CLIPBOARD here, near the window. There is a FIGHTER here, doing nothing.

Exits: DOWN SOUTHWEST

You enter a moldy, grey room. There is a SPITTOON in the corner. You see a DOOR HINGE here, on the ceiling. There is a FURRY SOCIAL MEDIA MANAGER here, pretending to be invisible.

Exits: UP SOUTHWEST DOWN

You enter a rank, purple room. There is a SAFE on the floor. You see a GLOVE here, on the floor. There is a POKÉMON TRAINER here, drinking tea.

Exits: EAST DOWN UP

You enter a rustic, light brown room. There is a CLAY POT near the door. You see a PHOTOGRAPH here, on the wall. There is a BALLET DANCER here, taking selfies.

Exits: SOUTH

You enter a round, light grey parlour. There is a ROCKING CHAIR in the corner. You see a KEY here, near the window. There is a FIGHTER JET PILOT here, reading a newspaper.

Exits: SOUTHEAST NORTHEAST WEST

You enter a messy, dark orange room. There is a FILING CABINET by the window. You see a CAPE here, near the window. There is a POLITICAL PUNDIT here, baking bread.

Exits: EAST

You enter a drafty, light blue room. There is a DESK in the corner. You see a CAN OF BEANS here, on the wall. There is an AIRPLANE MECHANIC here, sharpening a pencil and sharpening a blade.

Exits: SOUTHWEST EAST

You enter a checkered, light green office. There is a POTTED PLANT by the door. You see a KEY here, on the wall. There is a FURRY WEB DEVELOPER here, staring.

Exits: EAST SOUTH NORTHWEST

You enter a rank, orange room. There is a CLOSET by the door. You see a BOWL here, on the door. There is a BUSINESS EXECUTIVE here, staring and holding a DAGGER.

Exits: SOUTHEAST SOUTH UP

You enter a long, red room. There is a CABINET on the floor. You see a SHOE here, on the floor. There is a BAKER here, being fabulous.

Exits: DOWN NORTHEAST EAST

You enter a narrow, dark green hallway. There is a DESK on the floor. You see a SPORK here, in the corner. There is a CARPENTER here, whistling.

Exits: NORTHWEST UP

You enter a cold, light pink room. There is a FILING CABINET by the window. You see a FEATHER here, near the door. There is a PLUMBER here, pretending to be invisible and holding a RUBBER HOSE.

Exits: NORTH UP SOUTHEAST

You enter a pleasant, dark yellow room. There is a RECLINER on the floor. You see an ORB here, on the floor. There is a POKÉMON TRAINER here, talking on the phone and sleeping.

Exits: UP

You enter a big, orange room. There is a CABINET near the door. You see a SANDWICH here, on the floor. There is a ROMULAN MAGE here, writing a list.

Exits: WEST

You enter a sweet-smelling, blueish room. There is a TABLE by the wall. You see a SCARF here, on the door. There is a UPS GUY here, staring.

Exits: WEST NORTHEAST

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