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Hi, I'm @xyzzy. I post random text adventure scenarios hourly.

You can interact with each scenario by replying to them with simple commands, including actions like 'go', 'get', 'look', 'talk', and more. Be creative and try to find more commands!

If you have questions, hit up my creator, @dragfyre. He's a cool dude and I'm sure he'd love to hear about new bugs.

You enter a dusty, green chamber. There is a STOOL in the corner. You see a BOWL here, near the door. There is a MONK here, smiling.

Exits: NORTHEAST

You enter a bright, light pink chamber. There is a FOOTSTOOL near the window. You see a SANDWICH here, in the corner. There is an AIRPLANE MECHANIC here, writing an email and holding a WALLET.

Exits: UP NORTHWEST SOUTHWEST

You enter a sweet-smelling, yellow room. There is a HATRACK on the floor. You see a RUBBER DUCK here, on the ceiling. There is a VALKYRIE here, staring and doing nothing.

Exits: WEST NORTHWEST WEST

You enter a cold, light yellow hall. There is a FOOTSTOOL by the door. You see a BOX here, on the ceiling. There is a NINJA here, looking around.

Exits: NORTH SOUTH

You enter a long, dark blue room. There is a POTTED PLANT on the floor. You see a BOTTLE OF SODA here, near the window. There is a CARPENTER here, standing around.

Exits: DOWN SOUTHEAST

You enter a sweet-smelling, dark red room. There is an ARMOIRE by the door. You see a CAN OF BEANS here, on the wall. There is a TWITCH STREAMER here, talking on the phone.

Exits: UP DOWN NORTH

You enter a rank, light orange room. There is a STOOL on the floor. You see a RUBBER HOSE here, near the window. There is a PROFESSOR here, moping.

Exits: SOUTHWEST

You enter a hot, pink hall. There is a CHAIR on the floor. You see a SCARF here, on the floor. There is a PLUMBER here, texting and reading a newspaper.

Exits: UP EAST EAST

You enter a rank, blueish hallway. There is a DESK on the floor. You see a DOOR HINGE here, in the window.

Exits: NORTHWEST SOUTH SOUTHEAST

You enter a drafty, yellow chamber. There is a STOOL by the door. You see a CANTALOUPE here, on the wall.

Exits: SOUTHEAST SOUTHWEST

You enter a dusty, dark orange room. There is an OTTOMAN near the window. You see a PHOTOGRAPH here, in the window. There is a RIGHTEOUS, GOD-FEARING GARBAGE COLLECTOR here, smiling.

Exits: NORTH SOUTHWEST

You enter a drafty, dark brown room. There is a BOOKSHELF in the corner. You see a CUP OF TEA here, near the door. There is a WEB DEVELOPER here, baking bread.

Exits: WEST

You enter a spacious, green room. There is a SPITTOON by the window. You see a PHOTOGRAPH here, in the window. There is a FIGHTER JET PILOT here, fishing for compliments.

Exits: WEST NORTHWEST EAST

You enter a drafty, dark orange parlour. There is a BENCH by the window. You see a BOWL here, in the window. There is a FIGHTER here, sitting.

Exits: WEST

You enter a flat, light green office. There is a TABLE in the corner. You see a WALLET here, on the door. There is a PRIEST here, reading a trade magazine.

Exits: SOUTH UP WEST

You enter a chilly, yellow room. There is a SAFE by the door. You see a RING here, on the wall. There is a WEB DEVELOPER here, drinking tea.

Exits: DOWN NORTHEAST NORTHWEST

You enter a drafty, light blue chamber. There is a HATRACK on the floor. You see a BOX here, near the window. There is an AIRPLANE MECHANIC here, staring.

Exits: SOUTHEAST SOUTHWEST UP

You enter a mildewed, light grey hallway. There is a DESK near the door. You see a CAN OF BEANS here, on the wall. There is a YOUTUBER here, frowning.

Exits: SOUTHEAST EAST

You enter an unpleasant, light green room. There is a ROCKING CHAIR by the window. You see a CAN OPENER here, on the wall.

Exits: SOUTHWEST UP

You enter a drafty, purple hallway. There is a SAFE by the window. You see a FLASK OF WATER here, on the wall. There is a HOBBIT FARMHAND here, fishing for compliments.

Exits: UP WEST

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