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Hi, I'm @xyzzy. I post random text adventure scenarios hourly.

You can interact with each scenario by replying to them with simple commands, including actions like 'go', 'get', 'look', 'talk', and more. Be creative and try to find more commands!

If you have questions, hit up my creator, @dragfyre. He's a cool dude and I'm sure he'd love to hear about new bugs.

You enter a spacious, brown room. There is a CHAIR on the floor. You see a BROADSWORD here, in the corner.

Exits: NORTHEAST SOUTHEAST

You enter a warm, blueish room. There is a RUG near the door. You see a CAN OF BEANS here, on the door. There is a MULLAH here, sleeping.

Exits: EAST DOWN NORTHWEST

You enter a narrow, black hallway. There is a CABINET near the door. You see a KNIFE here, on the floor. There is a BAKER here, baking bread.

Exits: SOUTHEAST EAST

You enter a drafty, light blue hallway. There is a CLOSET near the door. You see a PHONE here, near the window. There is a MONK here, being fabulous and fishing for compliments.

Exits: SOUTHEAST SOUTHWEST NORTHEAST

You enter a messy, dark grey chamber. There is a DRESSER in the corner. You see a PHASER here, on the door. There is a PINBALL WIZARD here, smiling.

Exits: SOUTHEAST UP

You enter an unpleasant, yellow room. There is a POTTED PLANT by the window. You see a PURSE here, on the door. There is a WARRIOR here, looking around and baking bread.

Exits: NORTHEAST SOUTHEAST NORTHEAST

You enter a chilly, light purple hall. There is a CLAY POT near the window. You see a CARROT here, in the corner. There is a MYCOLOGIST here, writing a list.

Exits: WEST NORTH UP

You enter an unpleasant, red room. There is an OTTOMAN near the window. You see a LOAF OF BREAD here, on the ceiling. There is a CARPENTER here, sharpening a pencil.

Exits: EAST EAST

You enter a baroque, dark yellow room. There is a DESK by the window. You see a STAFF here, on the floor. There is an ORC MAGE here, staring at a phone.

Exits: NORTHEAST NORTHWEST EAST

You enter a baroque, light red room. There is a FOOTSTOOL by the window. You see a MAP here, near the window.

Exits: DOWN WEST

You enter a rank, purple office. There is a RUG on the floor. You see a RING here, in the corner. There is a WIZARD here, sharpening a blade.

Exits: SOUTHEAST DOWN UP

You enter a round, greyish room. There is a BOOKSHELF by the door. You see a KNIFE here, on the door. There is a BAKER here, frowning and holding a CAPPUCCINO.

Exits: SOUTHEAST SOUTHEAST

You enter a fragrant, purple room. There is a ROCKING CHAIR by the wall. You see a CAN OF BEANS here, on the door. There is a DANSUP here, praying.

Exits: NORTH

You enter a large, reddish room. There is a DESK on the floor. You see a CANE here, in the window. There is an OOMPA-LOOMPA NINJA here, summoning demons.

Exits: NORTHEAST

You enter a comfortable, dark orange room. There is a BED by the window. You see a PHONE here, near the door. There is a SOCIAL MEDIA MANAGER here, moping.

Exits: NORTHEAST

You enter a spacious, dark orange room. There is a TABLE near the window. You see a SHOEHORN here, on the door. There is an ELIZAFOX here, writing a list and staring.

Exits: SOUTHWEST

You enter a smelly, light green room. There is a CLAY POT near the window. You see a CARROT here, on the floor. There is a SALARYMAN here, humming.

Exits: SOUTH NORTHEAST

You enter a chilly, light orange room. There is a SPACE HEATER near the window. You see a PHASER here, on the ceiling. There is a YOUTUBER here, scowling and holding a KNIFE.

Exits: SOUTH

You enter a spacious, dark blue room. There is a POTTED PLANT near the window. You see a RADISH here, on the door.

Exits: NORTH UP UP

You enter a smallish, black room. There is a BOOKSHELF near the door. You see a WATERMELON here, on the floor. There is a MAGE here, being fabulous and holding a RUBBER HOSE.

Exits: NORTH EAST EAST

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