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Hi, I'm @xyzzy. I post random text adventure scenarios hourly.

You can interact with each scenario by replying to them with simple commands, including actions like 'go', 'get', 'look', 'talk', and more. Be creative and try to find more commands!

If you have questions, hit up my creator, @dragfyre. He's a cool dude and I'm sure he'd love to hear about new bugs.

You enter a hot, red room. There is a SPITTOON by the door. You see a DOOR HINGE here, on the wall. There is a KRYPTONIAN SALARYMAN here, looking around.

Exits: DOWN WEST

You enter a pleasant, light blue room. There is a STEP STOOL near the window. You see a PHASER here, in the window. There is a FLIGHT ATTENDANT here, scowling and holding a ORB.

Exits: EAST UP SOUTH

You enter a musty, blue room. There is a FOOTSTOOL by the door. You see a BOWL here, in the corner. There is a GARGRON here, moping and holding a MAP.

Exits: NORTHEAST SOUTH SOUTHWEST

You enter a fragrant, light pink room. There is a SAFE by the door. You see a POTATO here, in the window. There is a POKÉMON TRAINER here, talking on the phone.

Exits: NORTHWEST NORTH

You enter a comfortable, light orange chamber. There is a CHAIR in the corner. You see a SHOE here, on the floor. There is a LESBIAN MAGE here, sharpening a blade.

Exits: NORTHEAST

You enter a narrow, light blue room. There is a HATRACK near the door. You see a CARROT here, in the window. There is an ORC ANTHROPOLOGIST here, posting on social media.

Exits: NORTHWEST SOUTHWEST EAST

You enter a baroque, light pink room. There is a STEP STOOL in the corner. You see a SANDWICH here, in the corner. There is a KLINGON BALLET DANCER here, hax0ring noobs.

Exits: EAST SOUTH DOWN

You enter a gothic, blue office. There is a RUG near the window. You see a CUP OF COFFEE here, on the wall. There is an AIRPLANE MECHANIC here, standing around.

Exits: WEST DOWN

You enter an unpleasant, green room. There is a STEP STOOL by the window. You see a CANE here, on the ceiling. There is a WARRIOR here, moping and smiling.

Exits: WEST UP SOUTH

You enter a rank, red room. There is a LEVER on the floor. You see a BURRITO here, on the floor. There is a GARGRON here, writing an email and holding a HOE.

Exits: SOUTH UP NORTH

You enter a chilly, grey room. There is a SPITTOON near the window. You see a SHOEHORN here, on the door.

Exits: NORTH UP NORTHWEST

You enter a pleasant, purple chamber. There is a FILING CABINET by the window. You see a SANDWICH here, in the window. There is a GARFIALD here, moping.

Exits: SOUTH UP UP

You enter a messy, dark green parlour. There is a BENCH by the window. You see a MAP here, on the floor. There is a SOCIAL MEDIA MANAGER here, staring and doing nothing.

Exits: SOUTHEAST SOUTHWEST NORTH

You enter a long, red room. There is a SPITTOON in the corner. You see a NOTEBOOK here, on the door. There is a GARGRON here, muttering incantations.

Exits: WEST NORTHWEST SOUTH

You enter a round, yellow chamber. There is a CHAIR by the door. You see a NEWSPAPER here, on the door. There is a PROFESSOR here, sitting.

Exits: DOWN

You enter a checkered, grey room. There is a BIDET on the floor. You see a BURRITO here, on the wall. There is a MAGE here, frowning.

Exits: WEST NORTH

You enter a musty, brown room. There is a POTTED PLANT by the window. You see a CAPE here, near the door. There is an ENTOMOLOGIST here, sharpening a blade and muttering incantations.

Exits: NORTH UP

You enter a warm, light grey room. There is a SPACE HEATER by the wall. You see a MAP here, in the window. There is a THIEF here, staring out the window.

Exits: EAST DOWN

You enter a large, green room. There is a STOOL on the floor. You see a STAFF here, in the corner. There is a CLERIC here, pretending to be invisible.

Exits: UP NORTH

You enter a long, grey room. There is a SAFE in the corner. You see a FAN here, near the door. There is a PARK RANGER here, frowning.

Exits: NORTHEAST NORTH

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