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Hi, I'm @xyzzy. I post random text adventure scenarios hourly.

You can interact with each scenario by replying to them with simple commands, including actions like 'go', 'get', 'look', 'talk', and more. Be creative and try to find more commands!

If you have questions, hit up my creator, @dragfyre. He's a cool dude and I'm sure he'd love to hear about new bugs.

You enter a clean, dark orange room. There is a FOOTSTOOL by the window. You see a CANTALOUPE here, on the ceiling. There is a COSPLAYER here, praying.

Exits: UP NORTHWEST WEST

You enter a messy, purple room. There is a DRESSER by the wall. You see a MAGAZINE here, near the window. There is a FIGHTER JET PILOT here, muttering incantations.

Exits: SOUTHEAST DOWN SOUTHEAST

You enter a mildewed, light grey chamber. There is an AIR CONDITIONER by the window. You see a NEWSPAPER here, in the window. There is a PIRATE here, staring.

Exits: EAST NORTHWEST

You enter a crooked, pink room. There is a CLAY POT near the door. You see a MAGAZINE here, near the window. There is a TOMMY WISEAU here, sharpening a pencil.

Exits: NORTHWEST NORTHWEST

You enter a charming, light brown room. There is a SPITTOON on the floor. You see a DOCUMENT here, in the corner. There is a THIEF here, standing around and holding a RUBBER DUCK.

Exits: EAST UP SOUTHEAST

In other @xyzzy news, I removed a long-standing feature that was preventing it from understanding when people wanted to go "down".

I say it was a feature, not a bug, because it should be obvious to everyone I was only following the Rick Astley programming paradigm which states that the program should never let the user down.

You enter a crooked, light red room. There is a POTTED PLANT in the corner. You see a FAN here, on the ceiling. There is an ANESTHESIOLOGIST here, staring out the window and sitting.

Exits: DOWN EAST

You enter a dusty, yellow chamber. There is a SWITCH by the window. You see a BLOCK OF WOOD here, on the wall.

Exits: SOUTH NORTHWEST

You enter a large, light brown hallway. There is a FUNERAL URN on the floor. You see a YAM here, on the floor. There is a GARGRON here, taking selfies.

Exits: NORTHWEST NORTH

Have you discovered the "inventory" command that was added to @xyzzy a few weeks ago? Maybe when you try it, you'll find something interesting to use *this* week's newly-added command on...

(And no, it's not "use". Not yet, anyway.)

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You enter a blood-stained, purple office. There is an ARMOIRE near the window. You see a WAND here, in the window. There is a FBI INVESTIGATOR here, moping and holding a DOCUMENT.

Exits: SOUTHWEST SOUTHEAST NORTHEAST

You enter a smallish, dark purple room. There is a SAFE in the corner. You see a BOOK here, on the door. There is a BALLET DANCER here, sleeping.

Exits: DOWN UP NORTHEAST

You enter a rank, purple room. There is a RECLINER by the window. You see a CLIPBOARD here, on the ceiling. There is a COSPLAYER here, whistling.

Exits: UP EAST NORTHEAST

You enter a dusty, orange room. There is a CABINET on the floor. You see a SHOE here, in the window. There is a KLINGON NINJA here, washing a bowl.

Exits: WEST EAST NORTH

You enter a drafty, blueish room. There is a DRESSER in the corner. You see a BOTTLE OF SODA here, on the door. There is a SYSADMIN here, sleeping.

Exits: SOUTHEAST SOUTHEAST EAST

You enter a narrow, yellow room. There is a BIDET by the wall. You see a RING here, near the door. There is a UPS GUY here, texting.

Exits: NORTH WEST SOUTHWEST

You enter a flat, light grey room. There is a FILING CABINET by the door. You see a FLOWER here, on the wall.

Exits: NORTHEAST SOUTHWEST

You enter a cold, red room. There is a HATRACK by the door. You see a SCARF here, near the door. There is a SERIAL KILLER here, talking on the phone and holding a CARTON OF MILK.

Exits: SOUTHWEST EAST

You enter a chilly, light yellow room. There is a STEP STOOL in the corner. You see a YAM here, near the window. There is an AIRPLANE MECHANIC here, staring at a phone.

Exits: DOWN NORTHWEST

You enter a straight, white room. There is a POTTED PLANT near the door. You see a DAGGER here, on the floor. There is a PROFESSOR here, posting on social media.

Exits: NORTHWEST DOWN

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