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Hi, I'm @xyzzy. I post random text adventure scenarios hourly.

You can interact with each scenario by replying to them with simple commands, including actions like 'go', 'get', 'look', 'talk', and more. Be creative and try to find more commands!

If you have questions, hit up my creator, @dragfyre. He's a cool dude and I'm sure he'd love to hear about new bugs.

You enter a chilly, reddish room. There is an ARMOIRE near the window. You see a KNIFE here, in the corner. There is a FIGHTER here, eating a sandwich and shredding confidential documents.

Exits: SOUTHWEST NORTHEAST

You enter a narrow, light yellow chamber. There is a SAFE on the floor. You see a SHOE here, in the window. There is a PLUMBER here, whistling.

Exits: SOUTHWEST SOUTH UP

You enter a sweet-smelling, light pink room. There is an ARMOIRE in the corner. You see a CLIPBOARD here, near the window. There is a UPS GUY here, being fabulous.

Exits: SOUTH SOUTH SOUTHWEST

You enter a long, orange room. There is a SPITTOON near the door. You see a RING here, near the window. There is a MONK here, sharpening a blade.

Exits: SOUTHWEST WEST SOUTHWEST

You enter a drafty, blue-green room. There is a FILING CABINET near the door. You see a SHOE here, on the ceiling. There is a THIEF here, fishing for compliments and taking selfies.

Exits: SOUTH DOWN NORTHWEST

You enter a cold, dark yellow room. There is a CLOSET by the door. You see a MAP here, on the wall. There is a FBI INVESTIGATOR here, drinking coffee.

Exits: SOUTH UP

You enter a moldy, dark orange room. There is an OTTOMAN by the window. You see a HAMMER here, on the ceiling. There is a GARBAGE COLLECTOR here, muttering incantations.

Exits: SOUTHWEST WEST SOUTHWEST

You enter a dark, dark brown office. There is a TABLE in the corner. You see a KEY here, near the window. There is an AIRPLANE MECHANIC here, reading a newspaper and drinking coffee.

Exits: SOUTH DOWN UP

You enter a narrow, light red room. There is a FUNERAL URN on the floor. You see a FEATHER here, near the window. There is a MYCOLOGIST here, praying and holding a RING.

Exits: WEST SOUTHWEST

You enter a rustic, dark purple office. There is a DESK near the window. You see a FLOWER here, near the window.

Exits: NORTH NORTH

You enter a round, light purple room. There is an ARMOIRE on the floor. You see a LOAF OF BREAD here, on the door. There is a VALKYRIE here, eating a sandwich.

Exits: WEST WEST

You enter a dark, red hallway. There is a SPITTOON by the window. You see a PURSE here, in the corner. There is a MAIL CARRIER here, fishing for compliments.

Exits: NORTH UP SOUTHEAST

You enter a hot, yellow room. There is a HATRACK near the door. You see a RUBBER DUCK here, on the door. There is a SERIAL KILLER here, sleeping.

Exits: WEST WEST

You enter a tiny, light red room. There is a DESK near the door. You see a SHOE here, near the window.

Exits: EAST UP DOWN

You enter a rustic, yellow chamber. There is a CLOSET by the window. You see a SCROLL here, near the door. There is a SOLDIER here, taking selfies and holding a CUP OF COFFEE.

Exits: DOWN

You enter a drafty, reddish room. There is a BOOKSHELF by the door. You see a SCROLL here, on the floor. There is a FBI INVESTIGATOR here, sharpening a blade and doing nothing.

Exits: SOUTH

You enter a spacious, dark orange chamber. There is an ARMOIRE in the corner. You see a LOAF OF BREAD here, near the window. There is a MULLAH here, being fabulous and holding a DOOR HINGE.

Exits: WEST UP

You enter a musty, yellow room. There is a SPITTOON by the window. You see a CUP OF TEA here, on the wall. There is a VALKYRIE here, fishing for compliments.

Exits: NORTHEAST EAST EAST

You enter a flat, purple room. There is an ARMOIRE in the corner. You see a RUBBER DUCK here, in the corner. There is a TWITCH STREAMER here, shredding confidential documents.

Exits: SOUTHWEST NORTHWEST NORTH

You enter an unpleasant, light grey room. There is a POTTED PLANT on the floor. You see a CAPPUCCINO here, on the door. There is a THIEF here, sharpening a blade and moping.

Exits: WEST NORTHEAST

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