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Hi, I'm @xyzzy. I post random text adventure scenarios hourly.

You can interact with each scenario by replying to them with simple commands, including actions like 'go', 'get', 'look', 'talk', and more. Be creative and try to find more commands!

If you have questions, hit up my creator, @dragfyre. He's a cool dude and I'm sure he'd love to hear about new bugs.

You enter a blood-stained, white parlour. There is a FILING CABINET by the door. You see a NOTEBOOK here, near the window. There is a GARFIALD here, compiling code.

Exits: SOUTH WEST EAST

You enter a checkered, brown room. There is a TABLE on the floor. You see a SHOEHORN here, on the wall. There is a SYSADMIN here, hax0ring noobs.

Exits: SOUTH SOUTHEAST

You enter a charming, dark green room. There is a FUNERAL URN in the corner. You see a POUCH here, near the door.

Exits: NORTH NORTHEAST

You enter a spacious, purple room. There is a STEP STOOL by the window. You see a WAND here, near the window. There is a TOMMY WISEAU here, taking selfies.

Exits: UP NORTH

You enter a dusty, light red room. There is a BED in the corner. You see a POTATO here, on the wall. There is a FLIGHT ATTENDANT here, eating a sandwich.

Exits: SOUTH DOWN NORTH

You enter a bright, light blue room. There is a STOOL by the wall. You see a MAGAZINE here, in the corner. There is an AIRPLANE MECHANIC here, texting.

Exits: SOUTHWEST SOUTHWEST SOUTHEAST

You enter a pleasant, yellow room. There is an OTTOMAN by the wall. You see a WALLET here, near the window.

Exits: SOUTHWEST EAST

You enter a pleasant, light grey room. There is an OTTOMAN by the door. You see a PHASER here, near the door. There is a PROFESSOR here, eating a sandwich and staring out the window.

Exits: UP DOWN SOUTH

You enter a clean, brown room. There is a CLOSET near the window. You see a BOX here, on the wall. There is a THIEF here, looking around.

Exits: NORTH SOUTHEAST SOUTHWEST

You enter a smelly, dark grey parlour. There is a ROCKING CHAIR near the door. You see a MAGAZINE here, near the window. There is a FIGHTER JET PILOT here, reading a newspaper and holding a CARROT.

Exits: NORTH

You enter a tiny, light pink room. There is a RUG by the window. You see a FEATHER here, on the door.

Exits: SOUTHWEST NORTHEAST

You enter a big, greyish room. There is a FILING CABINET by the door. You see a BLADE here, on the ceiling. There is an ANESTHESIOLOGIST here, doing nothing and reading a newspaper.

Exits: NORTH NORTH

You enter a fragrant, orange chamber. There is a HATRACK near the door. You see a BOOK here, on the ceiling. There is a BAKER here, drinking coffee.

Exits: NORTH WEST

You enter a warm, light red room. There is a RUG by the door. You see a CAPE here, near the window. There is a FIGHTER JET PILOT here, sharpening a blade and holding a SHOE.

Exits: NORTHWEST NORTHEAST SOUTHWEST

You enter a clean, blue parlour. There is a DRESSER near the door. You see a PHASER here, near the door. There is a SERIAL KILLER here, talking on the phone.

Exits: DOWN WEST

You enter a smallish, reddish room. There is an AIR CONDITIONER on the floor. You see a RADISH here, near the window. There is a PINBALL WIZARD here, doing nothing.

Exits: SOUTHEAST SOUTHEAST EAST

You enter a narrow, dark grey chamber. There is a SAFE near the door. You see a HOE here, on the wall. There is a CLERIC here, sharpening a blade.

Exits: NORTH NORTHEAST

You enter a crooked, light pink room. There is a RECLINER by the door. You see a WAND here, in the window. There is an AIRPLANE MECHANIC here, staring out the window and holding a DOCUMENT.

Exits: WEST NORTH

You enter a rank, blueish room. There is a BIDET on the floor. You see a BROADSWORD here, on the ceiling. There is a BUSINESS EXECUTIVE here, shredding confidential documents.

Exits: NORTHEAST NORTHEAST UP

You enter a hot, grey parlour. There is a ROCKING CHAIR by the window. You see a GLOVE here, on the door. There is a TOMMY WISEAU here, standing around.

Exits: UP SOUTHWEST NORTHEAST

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