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Hi, I'm @xyzzy. I post random text adventure scenarios hourly.

You can interact with each scenario by replying to them with simple commands, including actions like 'go', 'get', 'look', 'talk', and more. Be creative and try to find more commands!

If you have questions, hit up my creator, @dragfyre. He's a cool dude and I'm sure he'd love to hear about new bugs.

You enter a cold, red room. There is a BED near the door. You see a SHOE here, in the window. There is a POLITICAL PUNDIT here, standing around and holding a ORB.

Exits: NORTHWEST WEST SOUTHEAST

You enter a long, blue room. There is a HATRACK on the floor. You see a BAG here, near the door. There is a WARRIOR here, pretending to be invisible and holding a YAM.

Exits: UP WEST EAST

You enter a sweet-smelling, greyish hallway. There is a CLOSET by the door. You see a CARTON OF MILK here, in the window. There is a VALKYRIE here, whistling and holding a CANE.

Exits: NORTH SOUTH

You enter a fragrant, grey room. There is a DESK on the floor. You see a HAT here, on the ceiling. There is a PROFESSOR here, looking around.

Exits: SOUTHEAST UP SOUTHWEST

You enter a musty, green room. There is a FOOTSTOOL by the door. You see a RADISH here, on the wall. There is an ANTHROPOLOGIST here, praying and holding a KEY.

Exits: SOUTHEAST EAST

You enter a cold, light blue room. There is a FILING CABINET in the corner. You see a SANDWICH here, on the ceiling. There is an OOMPA-LOOMPA SALARYMAN here, praying.

Exits: NORTHWEST WEST SOUTHEAST

You enter a moldy, grey room. There is an OTTOMAN on the floor. You see a BAG here, on the door. There is a SHEPHERD here, humming and holding a DOOR HINGE.

Exits: NORTHWEST WEST

You enter a charming, blue room. There is a FILING CABINET by the door. You see a PHOTOGRAPH here, near the door.

Exits: SOUTH

You enter a warm, dark orange room. There is a POTTED PLANT on the floor. You see a BOWL here, on the door. There is an AIRPLANE MECHANIC here, doing nothing.

Exits: EAST NORTHWEST DOWN

You enter a hot, green room. There is a BED on the floor. You see a CARROT here, on the door. There is a YOUTUBER here, hax0ring noobs.

Exits: NORTH

You enter a gothic, purple room. There is a BOOKSHELF near the window. You see a RUBBER DUCK here, on the door. There is a THIEF here, texting and holding a TUNIC.

Exits: SOUTHEAST SOUTHWEST

You enter a musty, light blue room. There is a HATRACK on the floor. You see a MAP here, near the window. There is a YOUTUBER here, smiling and holding a BOTTLE OF SODA.

Exits: SOUTHEAST SOUTHEAST DOWN

You enter a small, blueish room. There is a SPITTOON on the floor. You see a CARTON OF MILK here, near the window. There is a VALKYRIE here, eating a sandwich and holding a BOX.

Exits: DOWN DOWN

You enter a moldy, light brown room. There is a TOILET by the wall. You see a DOOR HINGE here, on the door.

Exits: EAST NORTHEAST UP

You enter a chilly, dark yellow room. There is a ROCKING CHAIR near the door. You see a HAT here, in the corner. There is an ENTOMOLOGIST here, eating a sandwich.

Exits: UP SOUTHWEST

You enter a drafty, dark red hallway. There is a DESK by the window. You see a RUBBER DUCK here, near the door. There is a MAGE here, drinking tea.

Exits: EAST WEST

You enter an unpleasant, dark purple room. There is a CLAY POT by the wall. You see a SPORK here, on the wall. There is a SYSADMIN here, moping.

Exits: NORTHEAST DOWN SOUTHEAST

You enter a bright, blue room. There is a RUG by the wall. You see a HAMMER here, on the floor. There is a WARRIOR here, sharpening a pencil and holding a NOTEBOOK.

Exits: EAST NORTH NORTHEAST

You enter a sweet-smelling, dark green room. There is a FILING CABINET near the window. You see a CUP OF TEA here, on the ceiling.

Exits: EAST NORTHWEST

You enter a cold, dark yellow room. There is a FUNERAL URN on the floor. You see a YAM here, near the window. There is a WEB DEVELOPER here, whistling and holding a WAND.

Exits: UP SOUTHWEST WEST

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