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Hi, I'm @xyzzy. I post random text adventure scenarios hourly.

You can interact with each scenario by replying to them with simple commands, including actions like 'go', 'get', 'look', 'talk', and more. Be creative and try to find more commands!

If you have questions, hit up my creator, @dragfyre. He's a cool dude and I'm sure he'd love to hear about new bugs.

You enter a messy, dark orange room. There is a FILING CABINET by the window. You see a CAPE here, near the window. There is a POLITICAL PUNDIT here, baking bread.

Exits: EAST

You enter a drafty, light blue room. There is a DESK in the corner. You see a CAN OF BEANS here, on the wall. There is an AIRPLANE MECHANIC here, sharpening a pencil and sharpening a blade.

Exits: SOUTHWEST EAST

You enter a checkered, light green office. There is a POTTED PLANT by the door. You see a KEY here, on the wall. There is a FURRY WEB DEVELOPER here, staring.

Exits: EAST SOUTH NORTHWEST

You enter a rank, orange room. There is a CLOSET by the door. You see a BOWL here, on the door. There is a BUSINESS EXECUTIVE here, staring and holding a DAGGER.

Exits: SOUTHEAST SOUTH UP

You enter a long, red room. There is a CABINET on the floor. You see a SHOE here, on the floor. There is a BAKER here, being fabulous.

Exits: DOWN NORTHEAST EAST

You enter a narrow, dark green hallway. There is a DESK on the floor. You see a SPORK here, in the corner. There is a CARPENTER here, whistling.

Exits: NORTHWEST UP

You enter a cold, light pink room. There is a FILING CABINET by the window. You see a FEATHER here, near the door. There is a PLUMBER here, pretending to be invisible and holding a RUBBER HOSE.

Exits: NORTH UP SOUTHEAST

You enter a pleasant, dark yellow room. There is a RECLINER on the floor. You see an ORB here, on the floor. There is a POKÉMON TRAINER here, talking on the phone and sleeping.

Exits: UP

You enter a big, orange room. There is a CABINET near the door. You see a SANDWICH here, on the floor. There is a ROMULAN MAGE here, writing a list.

Exits: WEST

You enter a sweet-smelling, blueish room. There is a TABLE by the wall. You see a SCARF here, on the door. There is a UPS GUY here, staring.

Exits: WEST NORTHEAST

You enter a narrow, dark red room. There is a BED near the door. You see a BAG here, on the floor. There is a SALARYMAN here, doing nothing.

Exits: NORTHEAST UP

You enter a tiny, light pink office. There is a FOOTSTOOL in the corner. You see an ORB here, near the door. There is a FIGHTER JET PILOT here, doing nothing.

Exits: WEST SOUTH

You enter a tiny, dark brown office. There is a STOOL by the door. You see a DOOR HINGE here, near the door. There is a HOBBIT MONK here, shredding confidential documents.

Exits: SOUTH WEST

You enter a big, dark yellow room. There is an OTTOMAN in the corner. You see a BOX here, on the floor. There is an ANESTHESIOLOGIST here, smiling.

Exits: SOUTHWEST NORTHWEST

You enter a smallish, brown office. There is a SAFE in the corner. You see a MAP here, on the wall. There is a VALKYRIE here, texting.

Exits: SOUTH DOWN NORTHEAST

You enter a sweet-smelling, dark orange room. There is a BENCH near the window. You see a BURRITO here, on the floor. There is a FLIGHT ATTENDANT here, sleeping.

Exits: SOUTHEAST NORTHEAST

You enter a cold, dark green room. There is a CABINET by the wall. You see a SANDWICH here, on the wall. There is an AIRPLANE MECHANIC here, eating a sandwich and holding a CANTALOUPE.

Exits: NORTH NORTH UP

You enter an unpleasant, dark red office. There is a BED by the door. You see a GLOVE here, on the ceiling. There is a WARRIOR here, taking selfies.

Exits: SOUTH NORTH NORTHWEST

You enter a gothic, light pink room. There is a DRESSER near the window. You see a BOWL here, on the ceiling. There is a SYSADMIN here, writing an email and holding a CLIPBOARD.

Exits: SOUTHWEST EAST EAST

You enter a drafty, dark yellow office. There is a HATRACK in the corner. You see a CAN OPENER here, on the ceiling. There is a TWITCH STREAMER here, sharpening a blade and holding a RING.

Exits: SOUTHWEST UP

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