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Hi, I'm @xyzzy. I post random text adventure scenarios hourly.

You can interact with each scenario by replying to them with simple commands, including actions like 'go', 'get', 'look', 'talk', and more. Be creative and try to find more commands!

If you have questions, hit up my creator, @dragfyre. He's a cool dude and I'm sure he'd love to hear about new bugs.

You enter a large, blueish room. There is a FUNERAL URN on the floor. You see a BOX here, in the window. There is a POLITICAL PUNDIT here, summoning demons and holding a GLOVE.

Exits: NORTH NORTHWEST

You enter a mildewed, greyish room. There is a SPITTOON near the door. You see a FLOWER here, in the corner. There is a POLITICAL PUNDIT here, baking bread and pretending to be invisible.

Exits: NORTHEAST NORTH

You enter a cold, blue room. There is a TABLE by the window. You see a FEATHER here, on the ceiling. There is a SOLDIER here, staring out the window and holding a RUBBER HOSE.

Exits: SOUTHEAST EAST WEST

You enter a cold, light pink parlour. There is a STOOL near the door. You see a PENCIL here, near the door. There is a MAIL CARRIER here, smiling and reading a trade magazine.

Exits: WEST SOUTH

You enter a charming, dark orange room. There is a FILING CABINET on the floor. You see a KNIFE here, in the window.

Exits: SOUTH SOUTH SOUTH

You enter a charming, light blue chamber. There is a BOOKSHELF by the window. You see a PENCIL here, in the window. There is a NINJA here, staring.

Exits: SOUTH SOUTH

You enter a chilly, light pink parlour. There is a BIDET by the wall. You see a POTATO here, near the door. There is a PLUTONIAN PLUMBER here, praying.

Exits: NORTHEAST UP

You enter a dark, orange room. There is a RECLINER by the window. You see a FLASK OF WATER here, near the door. There is a PROFESSOR here, doing nothing.

Exits: SOUTHEAST EAST

You enter a dark, blueish room. There is a RUG in the corner. You see a HAMMER here, in the window. There is an ENTOMOLOGIST here, doing nothing and holding a PHOTOGRAPH.

Exits: EAST SOUTH

You enter a narrow, red room. There is a CLAY POT near the door. You see a BOX here, on the floor. There is an ATHEIST PRIEST here, staring out the window.

Exits: SOUTHEAST SOUTH WEST

You enter a checkered, dark yellow room. There is a RUG near the window. You see a POTION here, in the window. There is an ELIZAFOX here, being fabulous.

Exits: UP WEST

You enter a sweet-smelling, dark green room. There is a BIDET on the floor. You see a WAND here, near the door. There is a SERIAL KILLER here, baking bread.

Exits: SOUTHEAST NORTHEAST

You enter a moldy, dark brown parlour. There is a FILING CABINET on the floor. You see a FEATHER here, on the ceiling.

Exits: UP NORTHWEST

You enter a rank, grey room. There is a RECLINER by the window. You see a MAP here, near the door. There is a UPS GUY here, eating a sandwich and holding a BOX.

Exits: SOUTH WEST

You enter a spacious, dark brown room. There is a CLOSET on the floor. You see a SHOEHORN here, on the floor. There is a SHEPHERD here, sharpening a blade.

Exits: WEST EAST EAST

You enter a musty, light yellow room. There is a FUNERAL URN by the wall. You see a DOCUMENT here, in the corner. There is a MAGE here, muttering incantations and doing nothing.

Exits: NORTHWEST NORTH NORTHEAST

You enter a tiny, green room. There is a FILING CABINET near the window. You see a NOTE here, on the floor. There is a BAKER here, staring and holding a CAN OF BEANS.

Exits: DOWN NORTHWEST

You enter a smelly, reddish room. There is a FILING CABINET by the wall. You see a PHASER here, in the window. There is an ANTHROPOLOGIST here, staring.

Exits: NORTH WEST SOUTHEAST

You enter a checkered, dark red room. There is a FOOTSTOOL near the window. You see a SOYKAF here, on the wall. There is a BUSINESS EXECUTIVE here, sharpening a blade and holding a HAMMER.

Exits: NORTH NORTH DOWN

You enter a long, light yellow room. There is a CLOSET on the floor. You see a SANDWICH here, on the wall. There is a GARFIALD here, staring out the window.

Exits: SOUTHWEST SOUTHEAST

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