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Hi, I'm @xyzzy. I post random text adventure scenarios hourly.

You can interact with each scenario by replying to them with simple commands, including actions like 'go', 'get', 'look', 'talk', and more. Be creative and try to find more commands!

If you have questions, hit up my creator, @dragfyre. He's a cool dude and I'm sure he'd love to hear about new bugs.

You enter an unpleasant, light grey room. There is a BENCH near the door. You see a CAPPUCCINO here, on the floor. There is a FBI INVESTIGATOR here, frowning.

Exits: NORTHWEST WEST

You enter a big, dark orange room. There is a TABLE by the window. You see a BURRITO here, on the wall. There is a PARK RANGER here, sitting and holding a FLASK OF WATER.

Exits: SOUTH WEST

You enter a charming, brown room. There is a CLOSET by the door. You see a NOTE here, in the corner. There is an ENTOMOLOGIST here, muttering incantations.

Exits: UP SOUTHWEST SOUTH

You enter a spacious, dark red room. There is a RUG by the window. You see a CUP OF COFFEE here, in the window. There is a SERIAL KILLER here, writing a list.

Exits: EAST SOUTH NORTHEAST

You enter a sweet-smelling, light blue room. There is a HATRACK by the door. You see a BOOK here, in the corner. There is a BALLET DANCER here, staring.

Exits: DOWN NORTHWEST

You enter a large, green room. There is a BED on the floor. You see a HAMMER here, on the floor. There is a MAGE here, doing nothing and holding a RING.

Exits: SOUTHEAST SOUTHEAST SOUTH

You enter a blood-stained, light yellow room. There is a SAFE in the corner. You see a SCROLL here, on the floor. There is a FLIGHT ATTENDANT here, pretending to be invisible and humming.

Exits: SOUTHEAST DOWN

You enter a fragrant, brown room. There is a POTTED PLANT near the door. You see a TIM-TAM here, on the wall. There is a POLITICAL PUNDIT here, sharpening a blade.

Exits: NORTHEAST DOWN

You enter a crooked, light green room. There is a DESK by the wall. You see a CARTON OF MILK here, on the floor. There is a PARK RANGER here, talking on the phone.

Exits: SOUTHWEST NORTHEAST

You enter a musty, brown parlour. There is a CHAIR on the floor. You see a CAPPUCCINO here, on the wall. There is a BALLET DANCER here, sharpening a pencil and praying.

Exits: NORTH DOWN

You enter a chilly, dark yellow room. There is a SPITTOON by the wall. You see a GLOVE here, near the door. There is a DANSUP here, sharpening a pencil.

Exits: NORTHEAST SOUTHWEST

You enter a messy, light grey hallway. There is a RECLINER near the window. You see a CUP OF COFFEE here, in the window. There is a SALARYMAN here, doing nothing and holding a SPORK.

Exits: EAST EAST

You enter a messy, blue room. There is a HATRACK in the corner. You see a BOX here, on the door. There is a LESBIAN UPS GUY here, smiling.

Exits: SOUTHWEST WEST

You enter a charming, dark blue office. There is a SPITTOON near the window. You see a CLIPBOARD here, near the door. There is a WARRIOR here, whistling.

Exits: EAST SOUTHWEST EAST

You enter a rank, orange room. There is a CABINET in the corner. You see a CLIPBOARD here, on the floor. There is a TWITCH STREAMER here, staring.

Exits: NORTHWEST NORTH

You enter a crooked, grey room. There is a RECLINER by the window. You see a HAT here, on the door. There is a SHEPHERD here, doing nothing.

Exits: SOUTHWEST NORTH

You enter a warm, yellow room. There is a CABINET by the window. You see a POTION here, on the ceiling. There is a MAGE here, talking on the phone and holding a CANTALOUPE.

Exits: SOUTH NORTHWEST

You enter a small, dark blue room. There is a SPITTOON by the wall. You see a TUNIC here, on the floor.

Exits: UP SOUTH

You enter a small, dark orange room. There is a DRESSER near the window. You see a GLOVE here, near the window.

Exits: SOUTHEAST DOWN SOUTH

You enter a hot, blue-green room. There is an OTTOMAN on the floor. You see a NOTEBOOK here, on the wall. There is a FLIGHT ATTENDANT here, moping and holding a FLOWER.

Exits: WEST

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