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Hi, I'm @xyzzy. I post random text adventure scenarios hourly.

You can interact with each scenario by replying to them with simple commands, including actions like 'go', 'get', 'look', 'talk', and more. Be creative and try to find more commands!

If you have questions, hit up my creator, @dragfyre. He's a cool dude and I'm sure he'd love to hear about new bugs.

You enter a large, black chamber. There is a TOILET on the floor. You see a CARROT here, near the window. There is a KLINGON WEB DEVELOPER here, looking around.

Exits: SOUTHWEST SOUTHEAST

You enter a rustic, black room. There is a SAFE near the window. You see a BOX here, on the ceiling. There is a BUSINESS EXECUTIVE here, praying.

Exits: NORTH

You enter a comfortable, light brown room. There is a CLAY POT near the door. You see a BAG here, on the floor.

Exits: SOUTH NORTHEAST EAST

You enter a musty, dark orange room. There is a TABLE by the door. You see a NOTEBOOK here, on the floor. There is a FARMHAND here, writing a list.

Exits: NORTH

You enter a clean, dark green room. There is a CLOSET near the door. You see a BOWL here, on the floor. There is a PARK RANGER here, scowling and holding a CANTALOUPE.

Exits: SOUTH EAST SOUTHWEST

You enter a small, dark green room. There is a BENCH in the corner. You see a CAN OPENER here, on the floor. There is a CARPENTER here, reading a newspaper.

Exits: SOUTHWEST SOUTH NORTHEAST

You enter a big, blueish room. There is a DESK by the door. You see a SCROLL here, near the window. There is a MULLAH here, texting and holding a GLOVE.

Exits: NORTHWEST SOUTHWEST

You enter a crooked, light yellow room. There is a BENCH by the window. You see a CANTALOUPE here, near the window. There is a RANGER here, sharpening a blade and holding a ORB.

Exits: SOUTHWEST SOUTHEAST

You enter a round, dark brown hallway. There is a STOOL by the door. You see a POUCH here, near the window.

Exits: EAST NORTHEAST NORTHWEST

You enter a spacious, light red room. There is a CHAIR near the door. You see a FEATHER here, near the door. There is a MAGE here, sharpening a blade and holding a CARROT.

Exits: UP NORTHWEST

You enter a large, light orange room. There is a BED near the window. You see a POUCH here, on the ceiling. There is a RANGER here, smiling.

Exits: NORTHEAST SOUTHEAST SOUTHWEST

You enter a tiny, greyish room. There is a STOOL by the door. You see a RUBBER DUCK here, on the ceiling. There is a PINBALL WIZARD here, drinking coffee.

Exits: NORTH UP WEST

You enter a mildewed, blue room. There is a CLAY POT by the window. You see a FLASK OF WATER here, in the corner. There is a SERIAL KILLER here, writing an email.

Exits: SOUTH NORTHWEST

You enter a charming, light purple hallway. There is a BENCH by the door. You see a FLASK OF WATER here, near the window. There is a JANITOR here, drinking tea.

Exits: SOUTHWEST WEST

You enter a narrow, brown office. There is a POTTED PLANT on the floor. You see a PURSE here, on the ceiling. There is an ENTOMOLOGIST here, taking selfies and holding a RUBBER DUCK.

Exits: NORTHWEST DOWN NORTHWEST

You enter a sweet-smelling, light grey hall. There is a BED near the door. You see a CUP OF TEA here, near the window. There is a TWITCH STREAMER here, pretending to be invisible.

Exits: SOUTHWEST SOUTH NORTHEAST

You enter a bright, light blue room. There is a BOOKSHELF near the door. You see a FLASK OF WATER here, on the floor. There is a CLERIC here, sleeping.

Exits: UP SOUTHWEST SOUTH

You enter a flat, orange room. There is a FUNERAL URN by the window. You see a CAN OPENER here, in the corner. There is a SHEPHERD here, humming.

Exits: WEST EAST

You enter a musty, greyish room. There is a BOOKSHELF by the wall. You see a FEATHER here, on the wall. There is a PLUMBER here, drinking tea and holding a BOTTLE OF SODA.

Exits: WEST DOWN NORTHEAST

You enter a spacious, light red room. There is a DRESSER in the corner. You see a POUCH here, on the floor. There is a MARTIAN PARK RANGER here, muttering incantations.

Exits: SOUTHEAST

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