I just woke up in time to hear our Roomba start its scheduled daily cleaning, so I let it out of our bedroom to roam and closed our bathroom door.

If that isn't the most millennial thing I've ever written or said, I have no idea what is.

I have a goofy 5-color Horse deck & I'm grinding out MTGA quests. I've nearly flunged w/many creatures, some w/lifelink, some w/trample & 2 poison tip archers on the field. Oppo blocks, some of our creatures die, archers go off, brings them to 2.

Their turn, they destroy my tapped 11/11 trample creature.

Then, 2 archer triggers on the stack.

I wish I had recorded this.

If Tommy Wiseau became a con artist, he would be required to say "oh hi mark" to each potential victim.

Thing I Just Realized when my SSD drive died: I lost all of our WDW vacation photos from 2017 that were the official ones. :(

The good news is that my hubs had our wedding photos on a different drive and those are safe. And will be double-backed up once I get another set.

Thing I want right now: The ability to edit Gmail's Smart Compose so that it suggests phrases based on how I actually write and not how other people write.

Hey, so I finally remembered that Mastodon exists. Is there a good Android app yet?

I've been followed by a bunch of what I assume are bots (zero posts) and I'm not sure why. I'm going to abuse the heck out of my status as a bot-whisperer though.

Asking for a Discord server friend: Do you know of any communities or folks who are differently abled & stream video games? Recs, pls!

8 years and a few days ago, I learned that the episode of "This American Life" for which I had done 3 studio sessions was going to air live on NPR nationwide. I wrote a very long thing about how the opportunity came to be, which you can read here: saucygoose-press.com/2009/04/1

Part of my depression is that I think of events like this which have a clear narrative & wonder what's wrong w/me that I can't do things like that all the time.

Some folks measure their romantic anniversaries in first dates, first kisses, engagements, and marriage.

We measure ours in how long he's prepared my taxes.

@elizafox Also, if I don't respond to this for a long time, it's because I haven't found an Android app for Mastadon yet that I trust.

Apologies to everyone I had to leave out! (your instances are great too)

From Witches to Dolphins, These Are the Communities That Make Mastodon Great motherboard.vice.com/en_us/art #eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

My Mastodon Follow Policy:

1. If I follow you here, it's because I like the cut of your jib. You are not obliged to follow back.

2. If I already follow you on Twitter, it is likely that I will also follow you here. Why the doubling? Because no one has announced a Mastodon app for the Android ecosystem yet.

3. If you follow me, I may or may not follow you back:
3a. I'll follow if you fit the criteria of #1.
3b. I won't follow if you don't.
3c. If you're a spambot, HAAAHAHAHHAH! No.

Hey, so are there any knitters out there who are very comfortable with modding patterns and can help a lady out? I want to turn this into a rectangle and my instinct is to put more increases on the one side, but will it match up if I do the same number of decreases going back down?

ravelry.com/patterns/library/a

If you're on this place you're prolly gonna get followed by witches, nerds, queers, furries, and misfits.
And you know what? That's awesome.

*looks at twitter* oh good, i got followed by a tech exec and three more brands

*looks at mastodon* i got followed by 8 witches, 3 queer furries and 7 cybrepunks

The server that this is on is owned/operated by @jrenken, who's hosted my stuff since 2011 (I think). I trust him almost implicitly, mostly cuz I see him every day. I know that he cares about security, privacy, and free speech. It's gonna be difficult to keep up with more than 2 social media platforms, though...

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