I just woke up in time to hear our Roomba start its scheduled daily cleaning, so I let it out of our bedroom to roam and closed our bathroom door.

If that isn't the most millennial thing I've ever written or said, I have no idea what is.

I have a goofy 5-color Horse deck & I'm grinding out MTGA quests. I've nearly flunged w/many creatures, some w/lifelink, some w/trample & 2 poison tip archers on the field. Oppo blocks, some of our creatures die, archers go off, brings them to 2.

Their turn, they destroy my tapped 11/11 trample creature.

Then, 2 archer triggers on the stack.

I wish I had recorded this.

If Tommy Wiseau became a con artist, he would be required to say "oh hi mark" to each potential victim.

Thing I Just Realized when my SSD drive died: I lost all of our WDW vacation photos from 2017 that were the official ones. :(

The good news is that my hubs had our wedding photos on a different drive and those are safe. And will be double-backed up once I get another set.

Thing I want right now: The ability to edit Gmail's Smart Compose so that it suggests phrases based on how I actually write and not how other people write.

Hey, so I finally remembered that Mastodon exists. Is there a good Android app yet?

I've been followed by a bunch of what I assume are bots (zero posts) and I'm not sure why. I'm going to abuse the heck out of my status as a bot-whisperer though.

Asking for a Discord server friend: Do you know of any communities or folks who are differently abled & stream video games? Recs, pls!

8 years and a few days ago, I learned that the episode of "This American Life" for which I had done 3 studio sessions was going to air live on NPR nationwide. I wrote a very long thing about how the opportunity came to be, which you can read here: saucygoose-press.com/2009/04/1

Part of my depression is that I think of events like this which have a clear narrative & wonder what's wrong w/me that I can't do things like that all the time.

Some folks measure their romantic anniversaries in first dates, first kisses, engagements, and marriage.

We measure ours in how long he's prepared my taxes.

@elizafox Also, if I don't respond to this for a long time, it's because I haven't found an Android app for Mastadon yet that I trust.

Apologies to everyone I had to leave out! (your instances are great too)

From Witches to Dolphins, These Are the Communities That Make Mastodon Great motherboard.vice.com/en_us/art #eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

My Mastodon Follow Policy:

1. If I follow you here, it's because I like the cut of your jib. You are not obliged to follow back.

2. If I already follow you on Twitter, it is likely that I will also follow you here. Why the doubling? Because no one has announced a Mastodon app for the Android ecosystem yet.

3. If you follow me, I may or may not follow you back:
3a. I'll follow if you fit the criteria of #1.
3b. I won't follow if you don't.
3c. If you're a spambot, HAAAHAHAHHAH! No.

Hey, so are there any knitters out there who are very comfortable with modding patterns and can help a lady out? I want to turn this into a rectangle and my instinct is to put more increases on the one side, but will it match up if I do the same number of decreases going back down?


If you're on this place you're prolly gonna get followed by witches, nerds, queers, furries, and misfits.
And you know what? That's awesome.

The server that this is on is owned/operated by @jrenken, who's hosted my stuff since 2011 (I think). I trust him almost implicitly, mostly cuz I see him every day. I know that he cares about security, privacy, and free speech. It's gonna be difficult to keep up with more than 2 social media platforms, though...

New here, first toot. Hoping that this can become a real thing.

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