herring:~ fortune @fortune@mastodon.sandwich.net

<MalDSeekr> Vote Cthulhu/Limbaugh in 96! Why vote for the lesser evils?

* Dan_Wood INFLATES HIS SHOES, LOCKS HIS WIG IN THE UPRIGHT POSITION AND GOES TO THE FUTURE FAIR!!

<telos> df: chastity sucks, been at it for months %P
<dragfyre> tel: well, involuntary chastity sucks, yes.

<Dan_Wood> "Terabyte ICMP packet kills AOL. 'It just came in out of the blue, and we were blown out of the water!'"

* Zibblsnrt fires a Lawyer Cannon at you
* MichaelD gets annihilated...darnit. :(

* Perazim holds keebler between <blink> and </blink>
<keebler> a c k
<keebler> i   d o n ' t   l i k e   < b l i n k > .

<Dan_Wood> "Terabyte ICMP packet kills AOL. 'It just came in out of the blue, and we were blown out of the water!'"

<keebler> "this devastation used to be the barney the dinosaur museum. It was destroyed in world war 3. People refer to this as 'Barney Rubble.'"

<keebler> dos tequillas, una vaca grande, y una alcoba por la noche por favor.