Translation, please. 🇬🇧🇦🇺🇺🇸
I was asking if coffee beans attract any kind of bugs or pests.
Many guys might not think of it, but facial fuzz can* be unfriendly to the skin of someone dear who's coming close to your face to greet you beso-beso cheek-to-cheek.
Please don't be a cactus. 🌵😬 #Grooming is not expensive. Hair conditioner* helps, said a bearded dude.
That's a pest? Well, he's easy on the eyes.
The beard is certainly distracting [to me], but I wouldn't mind that kind of pest* being in charge of the coffee. 🙃
The social network of the future: No ads, no corporate surveillance, ethical design, and decentralization! Own your data with Mastodon!